thevastnessof:

if only everyone could know that zuko is a prodigy like his sister, unfortunately his special talent is called “breaking and entering” and he can’t tell anyone about that

naamahdarling:

mamoru:

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

Being on desktop without having gotten it yet is like wandering through a suspiciously empty town, but you keep hearing screams in the distance, and they’re getting closer. Red blips are showing up on my HUD.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

me rooting for the percy jackson series to beat that stupid harry potter reboot series into the ground

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transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

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Sharecropping.

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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

stellarynn:
“kleefkruid:
“Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter
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Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.
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stellarynn:

kleefkruid:

Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter

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Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.

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fembutchboygirl:
“rotsuko:
“is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
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How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
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fembutchboygirl:

rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

radioshack-system:

animentality:

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I was going to just leave this in the tags but no, I’ve seen too many people misunderstand this and it’s very simple and easy to explain so I don’t know why anyone who shares this fun fact doesn’t use this analogy.

so if you took a few leaves and threw them into a blender and pulverize them to as fine a paste that you could they would still be green. this is because chlorophyll has a green PIGMENT in it. now I can’t speak to the base color of blue jay feathers so we’re just going to talk about blue macaws for this example. If you went and put a Blue macaw feather in a blender and pulverized it to the finest powder that you could you would get black powder. this is because blue macaw feathers have black pigment in them, but they reflect blue light because of a microscopic bubble texture on the surface.

to explain it further, have you ever seen one of those little rainbow hologram things? like how they’ll put a holographic Crystal or sparkle pattern on like a Pokemon card?

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yeah that motherfucker, if you tried to scrape the top layer of this card off to get the hologram “pigment”, you wouldn’t get bubkis. in fact if you scrape the top of this card very lightly, the yellow part would still stay yellow because it’s yellow because it is PIGMENTED, but the hologram where you scratch it will stop being holographic. now it will still have the pigment underneath it because that is pigmented but the rainbow effect comes from a TEXTURE on the top.

you could even put these kind of holograms on chocolate, are you following? it’s a texture!


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it’s the same reason that bubbles are rainbow colored despite being too thin to see pigment in them.

IT’S A TEXTUREEEEEEE!!!

blue pigment will always be blue, you can crush up a Rose and use the Rose goop to color something else the color of that Rose! leaves, bones, clay, rocks!! that’s pigment! disturbing its structure will not change the color because its a PIGMENT!!!

but a blue macaw? a pigeon’s neck? a raven’s feathers? and a blue jay apparently? that’s a texture.

“yeah that’s how color works” NO!! bubbles are clear!!! they just happen to have a broad spectrum iridescent TEXTURE, and some bird feathers have a short spectrum of iridescence.

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